BEHOLD!

"Steve is equipped with Electronic Fool Injection" (itsalwayssteve) 09/21/2015 at 23:40 • Filed to: Civic

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I come to you from the year 2000! In this wondrous year an EJ Civic coupe shall be the conveyance of choice for the young, virile suburban male!

Gaze upon its amazing body kit and 17 inch Enkei Shogun wheels! See its low profile racing wing and “Altezza” tail lights and try to hold back your envy.

I beg you to hold back your women, lest they be overcome with wanton lust! The raspy flat drone from this marvelous automobile’s exhaust can reduce a virtuous wife to a rabid, lascivious trollop!

Be not afraid of the eruptions of sound from its trunk, for those are the calls of Limp Bizkit thundering from this Civic’s Sony XPlod system! The 12” subwoofers declare the assertion — nay, the FACT — that he indeed did it all for the nookie!

DrJohannVegas > Steve is equipped with Electronic Fool Injection 09/21/2015 at 23:44

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DID SOMEONE SAY XPLOD? I’LL BRING MY SWEET MIXES ON MINIDISC!!!

PetarVN, GLI Guy, now with stupid power > Steve is equipped with Electronic Fool Injection 09/21/2015 at 23:46

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if I lived in 2001 I woulda had a mk4 GTi (probably VR6) and would have walked you in style ;)

Birddog > Steve is equipped with Electronic Fool Injection 09/21/2015 at 23:46

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Sweet Acclaim!

Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras > Steve is equipped with Electronic Fool Injection 09/21/2015 at 23:47

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Sigh....

Spridget > Steve is equipped with Electronic Fool Injection 09/21/2015 at 23:50

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Yo dawg that’s a swag baller ride there homie that be so JDM yo yo be ballin’ like fast n’ furious, yo!

Steve is equipped with Electronic Fool Injection > Spridget 09/21/2015 at 23:54

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What is this “swag,” of which you speak?

Spridget > Steve is equipped with Electronic Fool Injection 09/21/2015 at 23:57

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The swag is the swag of the swiggigist swag’s swag bag of super swiggedy swag.

I have no idea, I was just trying to imitate the stereotypical ricer.

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > Spridget 09/22/2015 at 00:15

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Swiggity swooty, you’re coming for that... booty?

Tohru > Spridget 09/22/2015 at 00:27

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#420yoloswag

Tohru > Steve is equipped with Electronic Fool Injection 09/22/2015 at 00:31

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In ‘04 I had a second-gen Probe with a Clarion head unit and 12-disc changer, with a sub box. Oh, and clear corners and a “custom” interior. The only legitimately cool thing inside it was the custom gated shifter I made for it.

this is not matt farah's foxbodymiata > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 09/22/2015 at 01:32

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#morelikecaptainswag